ifyoulaugh:

That’s the spirit

via  ohcurtains  (originally  lardypoison)
posted 4 weeks ago · 22/7/2014 · 171,960 notes

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

via  appolsaucy  (originally  irisowl)
posted 1 month ago · 12/7/2014 · 755,489 notes

underagehoe:

making my way down town walking fast faces pass and i’m home bound

underagehoe:

making my way down town walking fast faces pass and i’m home bound

via  queerly-it-is  (originally  imposetonanonymat)
posted 1 month ago · 12/7/2014 · 69,149 notes

via  expecto-hallows  (originally  accioron)
posted 1 month ago · 12/7/2014 · 226,479 notes

via  kayevelyn  (originally  betilla)
posted 1 month ago · 12/7/2014 · 189,350 notes

  • man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
  • woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
  • man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO
via  vegancumbucket  (originally  bvsu)
posted 1 month ago · 12/7/2014 · 12,967 notes

via  sandandglass  (originally  sandandglass)
posted 1 month ago · 12/7/2014 · 255,246 notes

via  antastesia  (originally  stacksbreadup)
posted 1 month ago · 12/7/2014 · 449,088 notes

rubbermaddox:

Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/

via  antastesia  (originally  rubbermaddox)
posted 1 month ago · 12/7/2014 · 236,550 notes

brittanymaguire:

brokenheels-brokenheart:

Puppies in bow ties are just perfect

OH MY GOD

via  antastesia  (originally  brokenheels-brokenheart)
posted 1 month ago · 12/7/2014 · 298,923 notes